Monday, March 19, 2018
A Stone Collector gone rogue!
People are going bonkers over the rumours of a foreign man’s obsession with collecting stones for a living. For a brief period of time, people actually believed that this man was from Kashmir and was doing this as his hobby of stone-pelting in Pakistan occupied Kashmir region. Some even believed this guy is an ex-surgeon. He had an uncommon fetish for kidney stones and dissected his patients beyond medical limits. Here’s what they believe to be true –
In search of some of the weirdest stones, this madman has travelled to places unknown. He has a habit of putting those stones in his shiny glove and bullies good people. It’s just in the recent past that the timeline has had some glitches and he’s facing serious issues collecting them. Authorities have reported that the missing stone, popularly known as The Rock, has moved into a different universe altogether where it has gained the abilities to transform itself from a pebble to a boulder just by uttering one word. The Russo Brothers have also confirmed that their upcoming movie is not a biopic of an overly obsessed gigantic purple-blooded stone-collector.
Avengers: Infinity War might seem like one such movie. But, it’s not. It is a normal movie with some of the people whose contracts are overdue and the actors are fed up of playing the same characters, bulking themselves up every year for the past 10 years. Though there have been three versions of The Angry Big Green Guy, there’s still hope for the youngest member of Team Avengers. This time he seems to be confident about successfully featuring in a trilogy of his own franchise. But, there are speculations that Infinity War might be his last movie as this would be his third cameo (complete trilogy). Similar speculations have been made about the King of Wakanda. However, the studio doesn’t feel like letting go of any of its Chris characters and are hoping to get more of them in coming days. There are even rumours that Chris Rock would be that guy who would fulfill all the requirements of the studio. He can be the missing stone and the addition to Kevin’s “Chris Collection” as well.
People are unable to contain the excitement to see the stone-collector going rogue and beating up each and every character in the MCU. In some parts of the country, people are smoking a huge amount of marijuana and see if the stone-collector comes to them. They seem to miss the point – “He’s a stone-collector. Not stoner-collector”. The movie releases on April 27th, 2018. It seems like they have anticipated such insanity and decided to rename the sequel of the movie as - Avengers: Insanity Wars.